He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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