i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
