nut hugger
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Randomize
