no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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