I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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