Where is the hickey?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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