I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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