And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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