Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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