If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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