don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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