Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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