Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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