To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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