"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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