Don't you send me to vm
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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