new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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