Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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