David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
as a side note pls kill me
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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