He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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