This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I checked into jail on foursquare
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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