did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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