I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Randomize
