I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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