Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
She even gives head with a lisp.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I wear drunk well.
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