You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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