I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
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