If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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