I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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