I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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