i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
i think we sleep fucked last night...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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