so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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