brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
