We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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