We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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