Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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