How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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