Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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