She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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