the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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