I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
