i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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