can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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