that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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