I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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