I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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