In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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