you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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