That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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