I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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